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The Loser's DietThe Loser's DietThe Loser's Diet by LITTLESHAVER
BY Mahatma Kane Jeeves
I remember one diet where the doctor had me eating bananas and coconut, bananas and coconut, three times a day seven days a week! Bananas and coconut. I didn't lose much weight but my tree climbing really improved!
One time I did lose weight. My doctor, Hans Kropfin, recommended to me that I eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, then regularly two days, then skip a day and continue the pattern for two weeks. He said that I should lose about 5 lbs that way. So after a couple of weeks, I went back and he remarked that I looked thinner. I told him I lost 20 lbs. "Did you follow my instructions?" he asked. I said "Yes, but I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" I said "No, from skipping."
In the '60's they had the "Drinking Man's Diet." The theory was that the booze had no calories so you could drink as much as you wanted. I didn't lose any weight but a lost quit
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